You: That shit is like Nickelodeon, it makes no sense. You: Where did I go wrong? Stranger: I watch Fox news. But I haven't seen David there. Not yet. Stranger: It's that coat, I tell you. It's cursed. Stranger: What with your grandfather's chair, and my little weasil Stranger: and our David You: Babe!
Love doing this to people. Rather long, but worth it. You: You were eaten by a grue. Stranger: lol Stranger: continue plz You: Continue what? You've been eaten. Stranger: haha Stranger: thats funny Stranger: my pussy got wet. No sir. Most certainly not. I was amazed how long it went - I have no idea what this person was thinking, nor am I sure what this says about the typical quality of conversation on Omegle.
You: Hello. Stranger: How do you do? What time is it in your area? Stranger: My time happens to be pm. You: Stranger: :O Is that day or night time? Stranger: I can't read military time. Stranger: How so? You: Process the information I see. Stranger: Orly. That's skillful of you. Stranger: Do you use it for good or evil?
You: Well I don't think you've very clever. Stranger: I am just bullshitting ya'. You don't have to answer that. Stranger: Maybe. Maybe not? Who knows? Stranger: I know about D. You: I think men are hard to figure out. Stranger: Why do you say this? Are you a woman? You: I don't think you're a woman. I think you're a robot.
Sure, my name is Bender Rodriguez. You: O rly? Stranger: No, not really. Stranger: What is it that your trying to figure out on men? You: I think you do not know what I am talking about. Stranger: No, but you seem to want to know what's the deal with men, right? You: Are you God? Stranger: Boyfriend problems? Stranger: Lol God?
Ever read the first book of the bible? You: No? Stranger: Okey, okey. How about this. How old are you? You seem to be some teenager to me. You: Wise enough to stay clear from the likes of you. Stranger: Smurt! Stranger: Smurt? It is something that Homer says. Stranger: He is a funny idiot. You: What's it taste like! Stranger: It's a word being misspelled, hun. Let me google then. You: No. Stranger: Ahahah, if you refer to the urban dictionary: smurt.
Do you happen to be a certifided doctor? You: I know of such people. They aren't much for conversations. Stranger: i believe you mention earlier you were having some kind of a little problem about figuring out men, am I correct? Stranger: Maybe you live in a world of boring people. Stranger: : You: No. Stranger: Then what's with you not being talkative with me. You: Just Emily. Stranger: Who is Emily?
You: So then you must be more of a hockey fan. I might go to Montreal next weekend. Stranger: With family? Hmm, me a hockey fan. Not a fan of any team. Stranger: So, I wouldn't know if I am or not. You: Well that's rude. Stranger: What's rude? Stranger: Can you please point that out for me? You: What you said to me is rude. No, I don't believe I did. You: True. You do seem to have a confused sense of identity you k now.
Sometimes you think you are human, sometimes you know you are a machine. Do you think that effects your sanity? Stranger: I thought for a minute if I was a hockey fan and question myself. Stranger: Lol it does? You: Hey, do you remember my name? Stranger: You believe I am a machine and went to a question by asking me if I am God? Stranger: You didn't said your name yet nor answer my question if your name was Emily.
Stranger: But anyway, what is your name? You: No I did not 'said' my name. Stranger: I know you haven't yet. You just brought out a name call "Emily". You: What? Stranger: Eh? Is your name Emily by any chance? You: Sorry, no. But I do know someone by that name.
Stranger: Cool. Friend of yours? Stranger: I bet you stalk her. Stranger: Or maybe Stranger: keep tabs. Stranger: Are you serious? Stranger: How's school? You: Yes, and we both think that there is a bot here But we got tricked! Lol, I've tested it out. You get paired up by the minute you login to the website. My little sis actually saved a log of her first encounter on Omegle.
I found it on my desktop. So proud. This is one of the reasons I hate omegle. I'm the only one actually making conversation, she disconnects because I'm boring -.
I didn't know there was an Omegle sub-reddit. I submit to you, my favourite chatlogs of my own that I've saved. Omegle conversation log Connecting to server You: knock knock Stranger: Does the general public disappoint you?
You: Yes, they do, but I don't think it is their fault. You: I think the internet has made them stupid. You: Also, perhaps, a dietary impact. I find most stupid people are lacking vitamin B-acon. Stranger: Is it because the can't correspond in a coherent way? You: I believe you meant to say they, instead of the. Perhaps the internet has made you stupid. Stranger: i love you Stranger: you are a very smart man You: You are assuming I am male.
You: I do appreciate your love however. Stranger: How many females do you know that talk on Omegle? You: Three Stranger: Would you happen to be female? Stranger: What are you talking about? Never gonna make you cry, Never gonna say goodbye, Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. Stranger: Damn. Stranger: I just got rickrolled You: Yes, yes you did. You: The hard part is picking which one of us gets to submit this to reddit, and which portion gets submitted.
Stranger: I win Stranger: I just submitted it Your conversational partner has disconnected. Girl tells me shes going to Kill herself and then my internet goes out. Legitimately scared for her. You: yo yo Stranger: Hi. I'm 14 and want a gf. Don't care age You: 77 f iraq Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: no. Stranger: Wait Stranger: Is the joke about disconnection? You: What joke about disconnection?
Stranger: Indeed You: Yes it is. You have disconnected. I left Omegle open and went to watch TV. When I came back, I saw my little brother talking to a gay guy. You: It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue. There are paths to the west, east, and north. Stranger: I take the path to the east You: You have been pwned by a grue. Stranger: R You: It is dark. Stranger: I make my own path to the south through thick brush You: You hear the howling of a zombie, and see a joint on the ground.
There are paths to the north and west. Stranger: I flee to the west and toss the joint to the north to distract the zombie You: The zombie appears to have been a mother in its former life, and stops at the joint, yelling at you for ruining your life and dropping out of high school. You are now safe. You: There is also a path to the north. Stranger: I grab the sword, using a flint from my rucsack I start a fire to the north and aproach the tree You: A voice comes from the tree.
You: "Knock knock? We don't usually get many Harry Potter readers" the tree says, and allows you to pass. You: There are stairs to the south and a path to the north. Stranger: Knowing that the fire I started to the north may still be burning and may have attracted zombies, I cautiously approach the stairs to the south.
You: The air is musty and smells like Kevin Spacey. You: There is a door to the west and more stairs to the south. Stranger: Holding my sword aloft I make my way down the stairs away from the smell of Kevin Spacey You: You see a grue at the foot of the staircase. You: It is drunk. Stranger: Using the leftover bits of flint I attempt to create sparks with my sword and srace the grue away You: The grue passes out from exertion. You: You see your mother in law blocking the only door in the room.
You: There is a staircase to the north and a door to the west. Stranger: I approach my mother-in-law, and knowing of her disapproval of me let her know that her daughter is on her way to visit her. I also inform her that she has filed for divorce due to the fact that I am not good enough for her.
You: Your mother-in-law fades from view, and in her place stands Chris Hansen, next to a chair You: He says "Why don't you take a seat, right over there? He should wait to capture me because he won't have time to prepare his trap for the bear if I have a seat over there. You: Mr. Hansen steps aside, allowing you access to the door.
Stranger: I examine the door warily before opening it slowly and using the glint of my sword to peer through You: The room is empty, save for Tom Brady in the center, a very douchebaggy smile on his face. Stranger: I walk circles around Brady to get to the quaterbacks blindside You: Tom is now blind. Stranger: Knowing that I direct conflict with the man is unwise, I whisper from the saftey of his blindspot that he hasn't been the same sicne his injury. You: Tom begins to cry. You: You're an asshole Stranger: Using tiny vial I keep in my coatpocket I take advantage of his moment of weakness and collect his valuable tears You: You are in a small room.
Stranger: Brady's tears glow softly in the vial and I feel the urge to go to the west. You: Optimus Prime appears in the room, blocking off the eastern door. You: Unless you choose correctly, you will die. Stranger: I grab the allspark and, like an asshole, refuse to use it to use it to revive him. Instead I go on an unnecessarily long journey to revive him by other means, all the while reviving other transformers and creating numerous plot holes You: Congratulations: you have survived through Michael Bay's sheer incompetence.
There are doors to the west and east. Stranger: I decide against the direction which Brady's tears seem to suggest to me and walk to the eastern door You: As you approach the eastern door, a trap door appears below your feet. You rocket through a system of tubes and appear in a clearing with a very angry Kevin Spacey.
You: There is a path to the west. Stranger: Kevin appears to be lost in another world where his family was not raped and murdered. He tells he is from K-Pax and he is going to take me there. I flee to the west while shouting the truth about his family back at him. You: For the second time, you have made a celebrity cry. You: Level up! You: Would you like a joint or a rock for your level up?
Stranger: I would like a rock You: A joint falls from the sky and lands in your hand. You: Turns out the universe is as much of an asshole as you are. Stranger: I am disappointed but decide that nothing can be done about it Stranger: I continue You: You are in the same woods as before. You: There is a path to the north, and a lighter on the ground. Stranger: I tap the lighter with my sword to see if it is a trap You: It is a lighter.
Stranger: I gather the lighter You: You are holding a lighter and a joint in your hands. You: The universe is telling you something. Stranger: Realising what the universe is telling me, and remembering what an asshole it is, I keep the lighter and join separate and continue to the north You: You find yourself in a smoky dive bar.
You: There is a door to the north, and the drinks are to the east. Stranger: I travel to the east using the smoke as concealment You: You arrive at the bar. The bartender is a one eyed dwarf with a hook for a hand. Stranger: I offer the dwarf the tears of Tom Brady, which would return his hand to him, in return for a bottle of whiskey and information on safe passage to the north You: The bartender hands you a bottle of his finest whiskey and tells you that, unless you wish to encounter Kevin Spacey, you must stay off the north path.
You: He says "There are, however, other ways The two of you head down a secret passageway into a system of caves. He hands you a torch and warns of grues. You: There is a path to the north. Stranger: I thank the dwarf for the torch and make my way to the north, carefull toe shield my torch from any underground gusts of wind or water dripping from above You: You hear Kevin Spacey's voice to the north, and the howling of a grue to the east. You: The universe is forgiving, and allows you to change direction.
You: Naturally, the grue flees from your fire. After continuing on this path, you find yourself behind Kevin Spacey to his north You: There are paths to the north and south. You: Kevin Spacey turns around. Stranger: Feeling that the time is right, and that the momentay leniency of the universe was a sign, I neither run nor hide, but smoke the joint, using my torch to light it.
You: Kevin Spacey vanishes at the sight of the joint, and in his place stands Kevin Spacey. You: You're now very high, but Kevin Spacey is beginning to chase you. You: There is a path to the north and a Kevin Spacey to the south. I extinguish the torch and strike the same pose as the golden man on the Academy Award You: Kevin Spacey falls into a trance: you sense that he will remain frozen for only another minute. You: There is a path to the north and a frozen Kevin Spacey to the south.
Stranger: I flee to the north as fast as I can and once I am out of line of sight scream at the top of my lungs "Kevin Spacy, your Academy Award was ill deserved and your performance in "Ameican Bueaty" was sub-par!
I continue to flee at top flight, relighting my torch with my lighter as I run, anticipating gure You: Gasping, you burst out of the tunnel and find yourself in the middle of a party at a frat house.
You: There are douchey frat boys all around, and several kegs. You: The front door is to the north, but the nearest keg is to the south. Stranger: I make my way to the keg and change my expression to one of stupified delight, while adapting my language to include words such as "bro","brohan", and "brewski" You: You are immediately accepted.
A nearby boy named Blake suggests you do a keg stand. Rather, he attempts to punch you, but his sissy attack is stopped by a hand that appeared from nowhere. You: You follow the arm attached to the hand and see that it belongs to no other than Kevin Spacey. The path to the front door is clear, and next to the door is a 30 rack of beer and an ounce of high quality weed. After a minute conversation Stranger: Where are you from? You: Brazilian, born and raised Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Discuss Stranger 1: I love you. Stranger 2: No you dont Stranger 2 has disconnected. Question to discuss: Is God Real?
Stranger 1: no Stranger 2: yes Stranger 1: he's fake Stranger 1: i'm jesus. Stranger 1: ; Stranger 1: I am your father.
Stranger 1: fun times. Stranger 2: nice!! Stranger 1: ikr? Stranger 2: very Stranger 1: you're moms very old. Stranger 2: fat girl Stranger 1: Shes a whore Stranger 1: ; Stranger 2: yes she is Stranger 1: aw she got raped. Stranger 1: wow. Stranger 1: thatswhy u turned out so messed up Stranger 1: ; Stranger 1 has disconnected. Question to discuss: Do you like green eggs and ham?
Stranger 2 has disconnected. Stranger 2: ………………………………………. Question to discuss: What's over ? Stranger 1 has disconnected. Talk in using only Memes for 30 seconds and win internetz!
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